#10.
Up to 80% discount:
Decoded: up to 80% of the items in store are at not more than 5% discount.

#9.
30-day Money-back guarantee:
We'll guarantee you will want your money back within 30 days.

#8.
1-day special price only:
The next day, the price will not be the same - it will be lower.

#7.
Opening sale:
We'll have a sale as long as we're open.

#6.
Closing sale:
As long as we're having a sale, we won't close.

#5.
Limited Edition:
Read as "Limited ADDITION" - sure it started off as limited but slowly it adds up.

#4.
Collectors Item:
If u are dumb enough to collect them, that makes u a collector's item too.

#3.
Odd sizes only:
You sure look odd if u can fit into one of these.

#2.
Lucky draw:
With the number of lucky draws around, you don't need to be lucky to be drawn to one of these.

And the number #1 favourite sale pitch is:
#1.
While stocks last:
Sometimes the word "while" is silent - stocks will last and last.

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