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10 most common replies to using a discount & privilege card.
- how discounted your ego, dignity and pride gets when you actually use one!


#10.
Sorry, it's not valid for weekends and public holidays and weekdays from 7pm onwards.

#9.
Sorry, it's valid for selected items only.

#8.
Sorry, we don't accept this card.

#7.
Sorry, we only give 5% discount instead of 20% discount.

#6.
Sorry, I'll have to check with the manager first.

#5.
Sorry, I've not seen this card before.

#4.
We're having a 20% discount in our store so why use this card which gives you 10% discount only.

#3.
Sorry, we have already been removed from the discount card.

#2.
Sorry, this card can only be used after the festive season.

And the number #1 most common reply to the use of a discount card is
#1.
What discount? You think this is your mother shop, huh? Where got so good one?

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